launching spring 2019 or whatever

Trying not to burn . . .
@theellenshow Hey Ellen - We’re the Pink Inflatable Coffin Guys . . . Bring us on your show, we’re really shy.
Out to lunch . . .
BLACK COFFIN, color way LIVE ON OUR KICKSTARTER. SAME PRICE AS PINK, BUT BLACK.
Can you even imagine this combo?
VACATION DOESNT EXIST
Who wants their summer ruined . . . #summervibes
Us chillin in our Coffin...go buy one if you’re about this lifestyle - Kickstarter link in bio
@vice just wrote a spankin lil article on how best to ruin your summer - jokes aside though @chihartley kills it in the coffin.
Call ya moms, tell her the hottest new summer piece is here - come get your PINK INFLATABLE COFFINS - Kickstarter link in bio
We’ve got ours . . . SMASH THE LINK - we know you’re in a hurry to have your summer ruined.
Sailing this thing to Monaco . . . Need funds - Kickstarter goes LIVE THIS WEEK
Salty about not being able to buy your pink coffin immediately? That’s chill, this lake is salty too...Kickstarter goes live this week.
Still on our way to ruin your summer . . . We haven’t forgotten - Kickstarter goes live this week.
On our way to ruin your summer . . . Stay tuned for our kickstarter, groms. #summermood #summer #icecream #coffinfloat #pool #poolparty #poolfloat #poolday #dolphin #kittens
Checking to see if summers over yet . . . #summermood #summer #icecream #coffinfloat #pool #poolparty #poolfloat #poolday #dolphin #kittens #stopmemes #itsrealnow #wearentjoking
Kickstarter dropping this week . . . No idea why